devilsmadvocate:

i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.

so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”

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misha appreciation month:

               ↳ ‘face’ in stonehenge apocalypse

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dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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